car testicles

i mostly want to drop kick the douche that put these on his bumper.

Ed Hardy and the people who wear it

Ann Coulter

Maybe I could do some sort of split leg drop kick so I could get both of these a-holes at the same time.

Leather Cages

With or without socks, these things always deserve a good drop kick.

Military Time

Maybe I'm just a stupid idiot, but it takes me a long time to figure it out - sometimes I never even do.

Denim on Denim (and Jay Leno)

Martin Sheen's Capped Teeth

I am all for cosmetic improvements, but the man can't even close his mouth.