car testicles

i mostly want to drop kick the douche that put these on his bumper.

Ed Hardy and the people who wear it

Ann Coulter

Maybe I could do some sort of split leg drop kick so I could get both of these a-holes at the same time.

Leather Cages

With or without socks, these things always deserve a good drop kick.

Military Time

Maybe I'm just a stupid idiot, but it takes me a long time to figure it out - sometimes I never even do.

Denim on Denim (and Jay Leno)

Martin Sheen's Capped Teeth

I am all for cosmetic improvements, but the man can't even close his mouth.

Scott Stapp

Popcorn Ceilings

Tourists in Tie-Dye

The only reason I would drop kick these two is because of how awesome they are.

SUV's parked in "compact" spaces

They don't make Hummers anymore. Now if they could just stop making douchebags.

The notebook from the Notebook

The actual notebook was the worst part of this movie.

Family Car Decals

Thanks for letting us know that Brent likes to camp, car decals!

High Heeled Chairs

If I was visiting George Clooney in Lake Como and he had one of these, I would put on a wetsuit and swim home.

Sarah Palin

The sight of this woman will forever turn me into a crazy person.